ELFIN SAFETY

Santa’s been told: ‘No deer this year!
It’s far too cold for them we fear’.
It’s Elfin Safety that’s to blame –
What idiots! It’s such a shame.

‘Rudolf’s already got a cold
And the Council thinks he’s far too old;
They think he might fall off a roof’
The namby-pambys! Where’s the proof?

‘Flying high throughout the night
Without a rest – that can’t be right.
There should be regular comfort breaks
For tired reindeer make mistakes.’

‘No seatbelts fitted in the sleigh –
And it’s overloaded by the way!
And what if Santa hits the whisky?’
Lets cancel Christmas, it’s far too risky!