Riverside Return

Riverside return

Know any good jokes?
they say
I'm rubbish
I say
"Two women with dark hair face each other across a river
One of them says to the other
How do I get to the other side?
and the other says
You already are on the other side".
I hear them later
saying it to the office blonde
"Two blondes face each other across a river¦"
I realise it's adaptable
And I can't help it
"Two project administrators stand facing each other across the river"
They laugh
Hey that would be funny except I'm an electrical engineer and he's a mechanical services advisor
"Two electrical engineering supervisory mechanical service advisors stand facing each other across the river"
then
I want to remember it
Me
You
Facing each other
Across a river
I want to swim
I am a joke
How do I get to the other side?
You already are on the other side
Imagining you being disdainful
But laughing at the same time
As I say it to you
Without confidence
I'm rubbish at jokes