The Rats are snacking on Unsatisfactory data.

There were things that happened which nobody saw.

Some Outstanding things happened but received no score.

Some Good there, was excluded from the latest retort.

Some Bad and Ugly, and what wasn't caught

When Room for Improvement is a split second thought

In a million interactions which cannot be bought

Or filed on a spreadsheet, or statistical report.

To those measuring Excellence, your Monitoring is flawed.

Your half empty apple boxes rot to the core!

When adjustments fill boxes with adjustable scores,

Your Scientific model, is unscientifically sort.

There are things that happened which nobody saw:

When asbestos-dust the rats had chewed, fell to the floor.

(Though the rats which were poisoned aren't there anymore -

Decomposed and eaten by new rats with claws,

Munch asbestos at Break, dusting Ofsted Reports.)