When the groove runs out
By Lou Blodgett
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Would you please route the groove to my location?
I feel, without the groove, I will expire.
I really want to join the Groovy Nation,
but my groovy deficit is dire.
I hope that you will grant the groove post-haste.
Using two-day shipping would be great.
I wouldn’t want the groove to go to waste.
It curdles when it’s past its best-by date.
No matter if the groove is fresh or frozen,
powdered, freeze-dried or a little chilled.
Whatever groovy method that is chosen,
‘long as my groovy order is fulfilled.
As of late, I’m grooveless and perturbed.
In fact, the lack could cause a mutiny.
It would be a shame to have the groove disturbed.
It’s something no one ever wants to see.
Please expedite the shipment in a trice.
Hand over or dispense it right away.
Through UPS or Fed-Ex would be nice.
I’m praying for the groove to come my way.
Sorry if my missive leaves you bummed,
but my last bit of groove has just succumbed.
A devotee to the groove I will remain,
but please attend, and mend the groovy chain.
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