The Bare Minimum

By luigi_pagano

Fri, 21 Feb 2020
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6 comments
 

When asked by a friend
to spend a week-end
in a nudist colony,
my wife was in agony.
With a shake of the head
she regretfully said:
I can't go there!
I've got nothing to wear.

© Luigi Pagano

Certificate U
Poem
Are you being versed?
Humour

Comments

Submitted by hudsonmoon on

Clever bit, Luigi. Thanks for the laugh.

Rich

 

Submitted by luigi_pagano on

Thanks for your nice comment Rich which, coming from the king of humour like yourself., is a great compliment. I am a fan of your 'Craven Danger' stories. Keep them coming.

Best, Luigi.

 

Submitted by monodemo on

nice one luigi. it put a smile on my face

Submitted by luigi_pagano on

I thought we could all do with something to cheer us up on a wet and dreary day. Glad it put a smile on your face, monodemo.

Best, Luigi

 

 

Submitted by onemorething on

Very good. Also I see that you have adorned the site with naked buttocks now too so I can stop feeling concerned about the breast issue. :)

 

Submitted by luigi_pagano on

Well, I always thought that images containing some nudity would be acceptable to illustrate a piece if they weren't lewd. The picture (from Pixabay) I have used is not a frontal nude and shouldn't shock anyone. Paintings or sculptures of naked person are normally considered Art and I don't believe that people take exception to them. I have used an artistic painting portraying Zeus an Juno on this poem of mine https://www.abctales.com/story/luigipagano/zeus-philanderer-poetry-monthly.

Kind regards, Luigi x