STREET CAT

"They call me a common moggie, innit?

So wot? I am wot I am.

Like, am I bovvered by wot they say?

Why should I? I like 'oo I am.

I'm as good as you, like, innit?

And work? That's just for mugs.

I'm 'appy wiv wheelin'n'dealin'

And 'anging wiv all of me bruvs.

I can catch a mouse if I wanna,

but I'd rather chase all the birds.

I might drop all of me h'aitches,

but, like, I can make meself h'eard.

I've got an alright crib, like,

me Old Dear's good for some grub.

I've got all I need for now, innit,

my life's, like, great; cos I'm tough!"