Upstairs Cats

Upstair cats are better
than Downstairs cats.
Downstair cats are ginger and lean,
Upstairs cats are sleek and clean.

Upstairs can can always
come downstairs.
Downstairs cats must stay down there,
Upstairs cats will defend their lair.

And if a Downstairs cat
ventures upstairs,
he will find a pirate wearing a black patch
defending her domain, and he is no match.

Upstairs cats are better
than Downstairs cats.
Downstairs cats have to hunt for a mouse,
Upstairs cats have the best beds in the house.