Leggings the radio show.

Leggings  the next radio show.

"Roll up, roll up, roll up, for the next installment of the international radio show, we are just awaiting the departure of a certain person so that we can put out our good news..."
A loud voice butts in, "Yes indeedy!  Alwx here we go... I can reveal that..."
"Not yet," smiled alwx quickly, "She's not out yet..."
"Oh dear did I jump the gun?  Never mind, just for now I'll share a secret...  I got it when I was next door to Jusin of the Arkness in Owestoft.  He's always wanted secretly to be a jazz singer..."
"Really?" asked Alwx.  "I'd have thought he was happy to be darker."
"He changed," sobbed Lora Loudly, "when he made that big jump off Owestoft sea wall.  He changed and now he'll never come back."

"Course he will," said Alwx quickly, he put a record on, "Dry up, he'll be down in the helicopter in five ticks to share out the loot.  There's always someone whose got more than they should.  And we're here to help."

Lora Loudly nodded, "I'm so grateful to you Alwx for understanding my plight. Ever since I was a little girl I didn't know who I was."
"Oy!" said Alwx grinning, "No need to try it on me - I'm your brother!"

"Right out there radio listeners," yelled Alwx, "Here's your biggoest chance yet, ready for it?  Want to earn?  Let's get busy.  We're going to try out the greatest radio experiment yet..."

The intro music played.
 
"Let me introduce you to Doctor Loudly, she believes she's someone else.  That's correct isn't it Doctor?"
"Yes," said Lora.  "I'm older than I look.  I have my own family now.  I'm so proud of them."
Alwx nodded, "Now what would you like to gain out of this?"
"Some information please," said Lora Loudly, "I mean  I thought I was this woman called Rosalind J. Lee and was on american radio as her for years and years...  only now she's here in the UK.
and she can't be me, can she?"
Alwx nodded, "So you want our listeners to gather info for you so you can sort out your life."
"Yes, I  want her to all turn over all the stuff our family should have really."
Alwx turned to the mic, "Well radio listeners you heard it here first.  Which one of the two is a fraud?"

"Do help me please," sobbed Lora Loudly.  "Did you know she reckons she made the patterns in that book she's put out on kindle...   I mean fat chance!"
"I'm sure they'll help prove it one way or the other..." Alwx promised.  "As soon as she's out of the way we'll have a little presentation on what we have now.  It will be coming up a little after 10.10am. Let's have some music now..."