LeggingsRoyalescam565@60+com
By maisie
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"Not the greatest experience," said Leggings ruefullly, "that course of mine, near had a riot outside the classroom with screaming heebee jeebee's yelling and shouting!"
"I overheard that perpetrators of many a crime are heading out to meet up in Kenya only that might mean sprain.. That is if they ever finish their 'promised & paid for' horror flick." said Kitty, "Apparently now I can't be thrown to the crocodiles in the pond below the house, which due to repairs has emptied, anyway, I'm to be beheaded!"
"Jeeze!" said Leggings, "You've had a worse weekend than I did. Same voice?"
"Theres such a lot of them that re-occur. I think that some of them have had their gromits removed quietly, an emergency ambulance was parked up the street the other day."
"What made you notice that?"
"I went offski to do the shopping, and passed it. If they don't have gromits anymore they can't be done for bullying or mindreading. Thats if it's that easy to stop." Kitty paused, took a sip of coffee, "Nice here at Mo's," she said, "Good cool, clean surroundings. I've contacted people in order to sort out some of the rest of it. However, when I think through it all, the plot must have begun to take place when I was a child and it's huge. So many folk. And all of them evil."
"Where do you hide a real witch?" Leggings asked suddenly.
"In an Evangelical Church silly!" laughed Kitty, "Wonder if they've all gone off to Watton!"
"Have you ever met someone evil before?"
"Since childhood and eccluding ex;s, a family from N.Z., back in Devon, ages ago! So evil, even their tiny kids stole things... eventually they had a go - and I turned on them, had got very fed up of it all. Within a week they were spreading the news that they were going back to NZ, because of how bad i treated them, when all they had done was innocently teach their six year old to steal out of other peoples houses, and stand by the fence and twist my under one's hands up. He was a very big child, and he could play back. That day she went off screaming, that brought up Mum round... It's quite funny when you think of it, two women saying what they'd wanted to say for ages. No idea where they went.. Nastiest couple I'd ever met."
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