H) Love Song No. 4075

You are my light my endless love
I love you like the stars above
I love you till the cows came home
and more than the cost of the Millennium dome
I love you with my aching heart
more than Homer loves his Bart
because that is only father and son
and considering everything we have done
we clearly have a different love
and it's nothing to do with the rubber glove
although of course that was nice
but I'm still finding bits of rice
and I can't look the milkman in the face
those bottles were a complete disgrace
but I've cleaned the ceiling and the wall
and the carpet in the hall
who would have though that syrup would stain
and the ice cream splashes still remain
I love you with a nod and a wink
I love you like the kitchen sink
I love your little laughing fits
and all those bumpy squashy bits
but most of all I love your toast
cos that's the thing I love the most