Hard f**k cafe

I didn't see it at first
the tee shirt said
something different
probably my eyes
sending different
messages to my brain
or visa versa

so not the hard rock caf? then
never been there
never appealed

but your establishment
well that's different
what's on the menu then?

does it mean it's very difficult
to get any action in this caf?
or that the action you do get is
hard core

Is it discreet
do I have to give you my
real name

is there a degree of difficulty
that I will have to tackle
hard harder hardest

I have to know these things