ode to a troll

Ode to a troll
(For JJ)

The excitement builds
as I log on to yet
another board

the choices the choices
what name should I use
should I create another
e-mail address

I'm so excited
I need new pants

And my troll name
I have to discard others
In case I'm recognised

And I need a reaction
I need anger
I feed off that

And how to I hide my isp
That's a real fecker
They can trace me via that

I can troll in perfect safety
From internet cafes
But they cost

And at work
I've got nothing better to do
So feck it
There are thousands of us minions here

And it's not as if I'm that rude
I'm a friendly troll
Cuddly even
Furry
Like a favourite teddy bear
Lying next to you in bed

Better stop
I might need more pants