Noel Gallagher

You should watch the video to our song 'Whatever'

it's one of our best songs.

Back then I could write a guitar solo as easy as buttering bread

in the mid nineties I'd butter an entire loaf

then grate a block of cheese and there'd be cheese sandwiches for everyone.

I had a big knife I used to cut them into triangles.

If people say I'm clever I tell them I'm thick and if they say I'm thick

I say no I'm the brightest guy you've met in your whole life.

It's like in the 'Whatever' video.

We've got a string quartet and at the end I get out a broom

and I'm sweeping by the feet of the violinist and double bassist.

I'm saying to people look at how ludicrous it is having these

classical musicians sharing a stage with our band

while at the same time making sure everyone watching knows

I'm the guy who said for this song we sould get some cellists.