Police Interceptors

This is what my life is now

watching Police Interceptors on Channel 5

waiting for the voiceover to tell me

the driver of the runaway Audi

who took six police interceptors to restrain 

has been sentenced to ten months.

Satisdfied by the good result 

I have a rummage in the fridge

away from the flashing lights

and the cars pulled over in laybys.