Gallows Humour

I’m allergic to the chemicals
In paracetamol.
I fall down the stairs when I
Reach for the bleach bottle.
I catch my lace when I
Dive off the condo
And smash my face through
The top floor window.
I choke on the pills
Of my overdose.
I gag on the vomit
From my poison episode.
I sneeze as my car
Fills up with smoke
And smash through the
windscreen and slash my throat.
I suffocate on fumes
From the missed gun shot.
I die from the fall when
The noose snaps off.
I slip on the blood from
My bleeding wrists
And break my neck on
The bathroom sink.