Stretching

By Michael Castile
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Posture exercises all gone wrong, what happened their, I came on too strong
Impatience, speed, rush to improve
An almighty crack, a sudden snap
Instant pain right up my back
I was quiet convince as I winced
I must have surely broke my neck and shoulder
Now it's a bit hard to move, and I'm in an angry mood
Stiffness, aches, creaking neck
Pains in my shoulder, and not just cause I'm older
It was the rushing, that pushing, that lust for the result
Now look what I've done, I'm right down in the dumps
The Doctor said, 'It'll sort itself out'
But that's all he ever say's, when I give him a shout
I'm stiff and sore, you know the score
'You'll recover ', he said, but it will take some time'
I mean for goodness sake, I hope he's lying
I can't be having this kind of discomfort
I tried some of the medication prescribed for me,
But this stuff is no good, as I can see
It's worse I'm feeling after trying that
If I was not so keen on him, I would give it to the cat
I'm gonna try the natural route
Healing foods improve my mood
Herbs and spices, what a delight that is
Hot bath's, healing gels
See what happens here
This is curtailing my work
Is this a message from life
Indicating it's another line of work I should choose
What have I learned from this disaster
What have I learned from this mishap
That those old sayings, from long ago
Proverbs, is that not so
Were born of wisdom, and good common sense
Everything in moderation
Patience, take your time
All good things come to those who wait
Don't think I agree with that last one, mind
Perhaps stop studying my body in the mirror so much
Trying to rush the procedure of my posture
Becoming upright, honest and true
No more rounded shoulders
No more kyphosis
Forward head posture
Goodbye to you
Stand up straight, hold your head up high
Look the world in the eye, reach for the sky
Well yeah, but sometimes I just don't feel like that
If my posture improves, will it put me in a better mood
Will women stop and stare, and ask if I'm actually gliding on air
Would they be so entranced, they'd like to run their hands through my hair
I aint even gonna mention underwear, neither their's nor mine
What could happen, I would not even dare to imagine
Will my posture, my stance, my walk, my everything
Just have such a confident air
That should attract women by the busload, according to those in the know
Seduction guru's. Pick up masters
This is what they tell you in their classes
Confidence is King, you got that, and you can reel the women in
Well if you believe those kinda things
If you actually admit to reading and watching such material
To those of us single men,
Some will admit, that's just what we do
In that never ending quest, to find a woman who'll be just right
Rather than someone who will just do
You gotta lead, if you want to lay your seed
Show interest, but not too much
Just keep them guessing, as such and such
So they aint never sure, if the relationship is on solid ground
Maybe then they will stay around
Pay little attention to their looks, then you'll be in their good books
That's according to the knowledgable
Don't be needy, cause you'll come across as greedy for attention, and insecure
Not an attractive combination
'Your not like other men, they'll scream
Your sometimes, even kinda mean
Your not intimated by my good looks, and I love it
My God, what a find, your one of a kind
I ain't ever letting you off the hook
I'll shower you with passionate sex, that's really gonna rock your head
I'll cook and clean, like you ain't never seen'
'I pout, you banter. I scream, you ignore
I test you, to the limit. But you remain unmoved to the core
You're a dream come true. I'm so lucky to have met you'
This is what women want, according to those in the know
Be dominant and lead, but there is no need to make them bleed
But do not supplicate. Do not bow down
Do not be that foolish clown
Swooning round a pretty face. Women are people, just like you
Some can be right mental, and full of hate.
Perhaps you would have had, second thoughts
Had you known that beforehand, about that first date
So anyways, do all the above, and you'll never be short of love, alright mate
Are you confused. Yeah, me too
Well it seems to me, you'd need a damn degree
To figure how to get along with and attract women
I'm all lost at sea
I think I'll look after my posture for now
Get it back on the right side of wrong
Hopefully, it won't take too long.
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