Mathematics

Mathematics

Her plus him equals
Unhappiness
Her plus him plus them equals
A recipe for disaster

Him minus her plus a judge
Equals a court room
A judge plus two solicitors equals
A large legal bill

A large legal bill plus
A small bank account
Equals another judge
And a bankruptcy hearing

You plus him equals misery
Him minus you equals a divorce
Me minus her equals a second divorce
Me plus you equals happiness

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