Office Party

Sales haven’t been too good this month.
That’s this month for you,
Have a glass of wine.
We’ve done alright for new clients.
Have you done alright for them?
Best in the city,
Good service, good commission,
It’s our mission to be the best.
Cola’s on the side.

Who did this buffet? Good spread;
Have a glass, it’s there
For everyone.
Sharon in Accounts,
A good spread for everyone,
By all accounts.
Three hours, I was working on
That file, yes,
That one, same
Bloody file.
Yeh, grab the bottle.

Did you do that report on
Fisher? Bloody Fisher,
All year fishing for Fisher.
Give us a sausage roll;
Oy! Don’t chuck it.
There you go, have some
Pizza – match your face.
Wanna match?
Your face, my arse, haaaaaa.

Really import, not import,
No, important.
Sharon’s friend, Shiela.
In, in; in and out,
Put some wine in there –
Coke.
No, in Financial Control.
In control any time, I tell
You. Go on,
Go for it, my son.
Photocopy it.

Nah, snot tha time arall.
Eh, eh, cmoverear.
I likeyer, no,
I REEELY likeyer,
Cumeer, bathis wall.
Yer no, yehyerno.
Go on, won’t tellyerolman.
Oh, god. Whooo, god,
Yeh.
Seeyer nexyeer, then.
Gizzakiss - bye!

© Martin J Saxton 2005