AIR CONDITIONING
By moonphish
Wed, 09 Oct 2013
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otto had a problem
his old car had bit the dust
that stately beast of gloss and chrome
was spiderwebs and rust
.
he went down to the dealership
to see the latest style
a salesman flashed a grin at him
and walked on down the aisle
.
otto found a car he liked
red paint and gleaming trim
the salesman said,"let's test drive"
and let otto question him
.
the car responded admirably
completing every task
but as they drove together
otto had one thing to ask
.
"there's no controls for climate
i require those sort of perks"
the salesman said, "oh yes there is
i'll show you how it works"
.
"it's hooked up to the radio
it's such a handy tool
if things become a little warm
just play some jazz that's cool"
.
"or if perhaps, it gets too cold
just play some rock that's hot"
"that's futuristic", otto said
"and i like that a lot"
.
about that time, some rain came down
as dark clouds filled the sky
they played a song of love gone wrong
that wiped the windows dry
.
and otto was so happy
that he laid his money down
and now he has the hottest
and the coolest car in town
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