BIG BILLS

i have a friend named william
he's a tall and burly guy
he takes great pride, in his shoulders, wide
he's way over six feet high

he's popular with ladies
they supply him many thrills
i asked him why he's a lucky guy
he replied, "girls like big bills"

he said it was the reason
women fell for johnny cash
wasn't their first choice for his husky voice
that was deeply rich and brash

same thing for eddie money
we all know his songs weren't great
but girls were game, cause of his last name
to that concept, they'd relate

way back when johnny paycheck
had a job he dared to shove
the dames went mad for the tag he had
all at once, they'd fall in love

yes women love big bills, they say
they will soak them up like tans
but woe is me, some will only see
the big bills of pelicans