MISHEARD LYRICS

By moonphish

Fri, 25 Dec 2015
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we've all caught misheard lyrics
be it "bathroom on the right"
or "wrapped up like a douche
a nutter butter in the night"
.
lennon mentioned girls
who had colitis, going by
while hendrix said "excuse me
while i kiss on this here guy"
.
won't leave your pizza burning
mr. jagger did intone
the dawning of asparagus
was fifth dimension grown
.
attention, tony danza
elton wrote a song for you
crystal gayle informed us
doughnuts make her brown eyes, blue
.
we've all caught misheard lyrics
but inside our own love tune
if no communication
trouble's bound to show up soon
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