I Know a Place

I know a place that gives away free I-phones,
next door to the Nigerian Lottery office:
virtually that is.

I know a place where they live on Spam,
and naked women are dying to meet you;
live, now, via webcam.

I know a place where there are a million friends,
not one of whom is really there for you,
except in chatrooms.

I know a place and I bet you know it too.