Animal Farm

I'm living in a fairy tale,
It seems that things are going well,
So back to nonsense once again,
Has anyone ever met Harriet the Hen?,

Squeezing eggs out of her arse every day,
For her this will always be the way,
Hiding two or three eggs for herself,
So she can have an omelette aswell,

Then there is Catherine the Cow,
Having her titties touched up, oh wow,
She is enjoying every minute,
Until the farmer stops and that is it,

Billy the Bull is standing tall,
All the cows he rules them all,
Goat Gruff Geoff is back in his pen,
Munching on the green grass once again,

Lets not forget Goosey Lucy,
Who sees herself as very fruity,
Going around strutting her stuff,
Hoping to pull the Goat Gruff,

Plucky Ducky floating on the lake,
Finding it hard to stay awake,
Boozed up night that he had,
Staying in tonight of which he's glad,

Peter Pig with his nose in the trough,
Another animal feeling rough,
But tonight he'll do it again,
Just to get out of his piggy pen,

The most famous of all is Harlee the Horse,
Working hard ploughing the field of course,
Then dragging materials in the back of his cart,
Starting to smell as he lets out a fart,

When night falls on this animal farm,
They all sneak to the barn for some fun,
Drinking games go all the way,
Playing Twister and rolling in the hay,

All apart from Sammy the Sheep,
Jumping over the same fence to help people sleep,
He gets his rest during the day,
Hide and seek with the farmer he will play,

This is a typical animal farm,
No one really doing any harm,
So I guess that's it for now,
Time for them to all say chow.