Animal Jobs

Now Hedgehog Police, they hate going to work,

It's difficult for them; to do up a shirt,

By the time it's on; there's nothing left,

On your way officer; there's just been a theft.

 

Now Pigeons; they like their job market,

Flying around; looking for a target,

Ready, aim, squeeze and fire,

Oh my God; that shot was dire.

 

Lions, tigers and bears, oh my,

Their jobs mean something will fry.

 

Fleas performing throughout the night,

With Circus Clowns giving spectators a fright.

 

Trashy Terry Tortoise; pimping on the street,

Prostitute Tortoise everywhere; waiting to meet and greet,

Ok so tortoise maybe slow,

But you'll get your monies worth; for a blow.

 

What's going on with Oliver Octopus,

No one cares and won't sponsor it,

Not as good as Paul the Octopus,

2010 World Cup; then died afterwards.

 

Sally the Swan; got it all wrong,

She was at work; whilst doing a bong,

Bish, bash, bosh; you can guess what happened,

Out on her ass like Eric Clapton.

 

Terry Tawny Owl, was the best at his job,

Sat in the Library; on a door knob,

Keeping an eye out; on what's going on,

Watching Sally, playing on her bong.