Archer

Dear Mr Blair,

I think it is appalling these days how we are persecuted throughout our
lives for our sins. We have in our civilised society a thing called law
and if someone breaks the law they are punished as wrong doers. After
serving their sentence people should be able to get on with their lives
regardless of their past.
I'll get to the point. Poor old Archer being witch hunted. He should be
allowed to run for Mayor regardless of his promiscuous background. May
I remind you that we have already had a Mayor with a much less
favourable background. Yes Sir, I'm talking about that little tyke Dick
Whittington. This vagrant apparently arrived in London to steal the
paving slabs and what ever else he could with his rather strange
companion The Cat. Now I am quite open-minded when it comes to sexual
preferences but bestiality is a bit near the mark. However despite his
rather lurid past he still made it to become Lord Mayor of
London.
As for poor old Archer, he only banged some old boiler for a few quid.
Mr Archer must be crying, 'I've paid my dues, time after time, I've
done my sentence but committed no crime'.
Mr Blair, IT'S CHRISTMAS.
As Cliff Richard would say 'Forgive us our sins'.

Yours truly,

Ofar Quarson.