Grr Aargh

I sell zombies to the military
A death defying wheeze
It's saved my Auntie Hilary
And, of course, my Aunt Louise.

Aunt Louise was batman to Archduke Ferdinand.
Hilary was parlourmaid, Churchill's to command.
Although they'd schooled together, these sisters split their ways
In eighteen hundred and ninety two, and now they're old these days.

In fact, so old they were dying, of consumption and the pox,
And no amount of trying could keep them from the box.
Until I discovered to Voodoo - well, Voodoo discovered me -
And I turned them into zombies, with cash from the Ministry.

They've bin sent to Asia, to far and Dusty lands:
Hill fights them on the beaches with just her teeth and hands;
Aunt Louise sees bomb plots and topplings ere she goes
And how she fights insurgents! ...by biting off their toes