Perfect Wife Material

You are soft and have a crisp feel
you have the lustrous feeling of silk
you resist shrinkage moths and mildew
but your ability to absorb moisture is poor
which makes you a rotten hankie.

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You are pliable and supple
springing back to your own shape
with a high lustre and warp face
you can stretch three times your length
which means you're good at yoga.

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You are flexible and versatile
and can be cared for easily
You are wrinkle free and flame
resistant and very comfortable.
This makes you perfect wife material.

Lastly you have no melting point.
That works for me.