Game of Moans 4: ‘Stab’

The ‘small package’ that Jon Snow had sent was a dragonglass dagger Construct-a-Kit for his sister, Sansa. Although Sansa wasn’t really his sister, but we’ll ignore that fact for now.

“Ooh goody,” said Sansa. “A dragonglass dagger Construct-a-Kit!”

Sansa liked Construct-a-Kits.

Jon had also written a note, which said:

Dear Sansa,

How’s Winterfell?

This is for killing the white walkers.

I just sent you one, so you can check if it works first, but you might want to order another few thousand.

Lots of love,

Jon

“Hmm, I bet you got it on offer,” said Sansa, but she then shrugged and tipped out the parts onto the kitchen table. She put it all together in about three minutes and then, fortuitously, a white walker came into the kitchen.

Stab! - went the dragonglass dagger.

And...

Crumble to dust! - went the white walker.

“Cool,” said Sansa.

She then went onto the constructakit.com website and ordered another five thousand.

[ end of part 4 ]