Game of Moans 7: ‘Darts’

It was getting a bit lively at The Wall. The Night King had had one too many and was currently engaging in an arm wrestling competition with the barman’s burly daughter, Brienne.

“Best out of seven?,” said the Night King.

“You know I’ll just keep beating you,” said Brienne.

“Darts, then?”

“If you insist.”

The Night King got the darts, then ordered another pint of Ice Dragon.

“Don’t you think you’ve had enough?,” said the barman.

The Night King flung a dart at the barman, which stuck in his forehead and made him dead.

“No one tells the Night King he’s had enough,” said the Night King.

“Another one bites the dust,” said a random patron of The Wall.

“At least it was only a minor character,” said another random patron of The Wall.

“Actually it was Jon Snow in disguise,” said patron #1.

“Bugger,” said patron #2.

The Night King and Brienne engaged in a darts tournament.

Needless to say, Brienne gave the Night King a sound thrashing.

The Night King got a bit upset and murderized half the patrons in the pub with darts.

“All in all you’re just another prick in The Wall,” said a passing Roger Waters under his breath.

[ end of part 7 ]