Game of Moans 8: ‘Memes’

Jon Snow aka the barman pulled the dart out of his head and wondered why he was still alive. Then he realised it was a sucker dart, shrugged and got back to work.

“Where’s the Night King gone?,” he asked Brienne, as he poured her a pint of Maiden Fair.

“I think he said something about heading South... Army of the Dead... laying waste to the living... blah blah blah.”

“He could’ve cleaned up after him,” said Jon, referring to the corpses strewn around the pub.

“He looked like a man on a mission.”

“Better warn Sansa then.” - he got out his phone and started texting.

“You mean Sansa Stark, hashtag-lady-of-winterfell?”

“Yes, my sister. What’s with the hashtag?”

“You know, her YouTube channel. Although she’s not really your sister, is she?”

“You dissing ma fam, girl?”

“Don’t even, Jon, it doesn’t suit you. Anyway I’d have thought you’d have know - hashtag-lady-of-winterfell has blown the whole thing wide open.”

“I’ll be having words with that sister of mine.”

“Not your sister.”

“Shut it!”

“Okay, but you gotta admit, some of these memes are pretty funny,” said Brienne, as she showed Jon her phone.

“‘Jon Snow really does know nothing’,” read Jon off Brienne’s screen. “I’ll never live this down!”

“To be fair, if the Night King has his way, we probably won’t live past next week anyway.”

“Oh yes, forgot about him. Fancy coming with me to put a stop to his shenanigans?”

“Can I finish my pint first?”

“Go on then.”

[ end of part 8 ]