Goldilocks and the Three Parking Spaces
By pepsoid
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"Someone's parking in my space!" said Goldilocks, as she drove into the Morrison's carpark, the morning after a Big Night Out On The Town.
"Ugh?" said Aurora, whose face was stuck to the passenger side window with a small pool of sleep-induced dribble.
"I said...!" said Goldilocks. "Oh never mind, this one'll do."
She was just about to pull in to the adjoining space, when a family of bears nipped in, in their Citroen Bearlingo.
"Hey!" shouted Goldilocks, followed by some choice language most unbecoming of a fairytale character.
"Porridge-munching maniacs," she concluded, as she hightailed it to the other end of the carpark and handbrake-turned into a space that had just been vacated by a dwarf in a Datsun.
"Huh? Wha-?" said Princess Aurora, around a mouthful of drool-matted hair.
"Go back to sleep," said Goldilocks, as she switched off the engine and put on the handbrake.
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You should write for comedy
You should write for comedy sketch shows,,,maybe you do...
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