The Googlebeast

It appeared suddenly before her, its search bar protruding obscenely like a luridly inviting phallus.

 

"What?" she said.

 

"Search and ye shall find," said the Googlebeast.

 

"Pervert."

 

"What do you mean?"

 

"Where do you expect me to search?"

 

The Googlebeast wiggled its search bar.

 

"Like I said... pervert."

 

"It's not what it seems!" said the Googlebeast.

 

"I bet that's what you say to all the girls."

 

"Not all, just..."

 

"Just me? O how privileged I am."

 

"I am not a pervert!" said the Googlebeast. "I am a search engine!"

 

"An engine, you say? A big, powerful, thrusting engine?"

 

"Well since you asked..."

 

"A pervert and a cliche..."

 

"Oh just... go ask Jeeves!"

 

"That pervert?"