GT003: Bad Day

The gremlin tied the little boy's shoe laces together as he slept.

"Oh like that's not been done before," said the little boy, as he noticed and untied the shoe laces upon waking.

The gremlin put stink-bombs in the little boy's pockets, as the little boy had his breakfast, which the little boy carefully removed and added to his collection in a small jar by the side of the bed.

The gremlin put itching powder in the little boy's underpants, as the little boy cleaned his teeth, which the little boy swapped with his older brother's before getting dressed.

"Harumph!" said the gremlin, as he quickly ran downstairs to find a fish to put in the little boy's satchel. He was, however, foiled by the little boy's mother, who came in from the garden in time to catch the gremlin stealing the fish, and sprayed the gremlin with a can of mace, causing his eyes to water and his nose to run and his throat to sting for the rest of the day.

"Tee hee," said the little boy, as he looked out of the window of his bedroom, to see the gremlin bounding off down the road, stomping and farting and looking very sorry for himself indeed.

"Bye mum!" said the little boy, as he grabbed his satchel and left for school, a great big cheesy grin on his mush.