Larry & Mick Knit Bobble Hats for Camels

'For camels?' said Mick.
'Yes, camels,' said Larry.
'But we don't get camels in Worcestershire,' said Mick.
'Then we shall send them to Egypt! And¦ where else has camels?'
'Australia?'
'Nah, that's dingoes.'
'Devon?'
'Yes, that's it. We shall knit bobble hats and send them to Devonian camels!'
'But what right-thinking Devonian camel would wear a bobble hat?'
'One that didn't want to catch its death of cold. I've heard that Devon has its own tundra.'
'No it doesn't.'
'Yes it does.'
'But seriously, though, Larry; where are we going to find these Devonian camels and how are we going to convince them to part with their hard-earned cash for our hand-knitted bobble hats?'
'Did Mr. Sinclair ask, "Who is going to drive my stylish and energy-saving electric cars?'
'Erm¦'
'Exactly! You need to think outside the box, friend Mick. You cannot allow your mind to be shackled and restricted by the preconceived ideas of¦ umm¦ things.'
'Pardon?'
'Well, you know¦ be open-minded¦ and stuff. And besides which, have you got any better ideas?'
'For how we can procure the necessary funds to make payment of our overdue sofa re-covering bill?'
'Yes.'
'How about we get jobs as Warehouse Assistants at Argos?'
'I didn't think of that.'
'I thought not.'
'No bobble hat knitting then?'
'No.'
'Or tracking down camels on the Devonian Tundra?'
'Most definitely not.'
'Argos it is then.'
'Bugger that, let's knit socks for Cornish wallabies.'
'Genius!'

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