The List
By pepsoid
Wed, 26 Feb 2014
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"Tinky Winky!... Dipsy!... Laa Laa!... Po!"
"Sorry, what were your names again?"
"Tinky Winky!... Dipsy!... Laa Laa!... Po!"
"Nope... your names aren't down here, I can't let you in."
"Oh-h-h!"
"It's a very exclusive function. Move aside please!"
"Tinky Winky sa-a-ad..."
"Seriously, mate? That ain't gonna cut it."
"Po 'cooter!"
"I said move aside! (trying to bribe me with a scooter...)"
"Dipsy ha-a-at!"
"What?"
"Laa Laa ba-a-all!"
"Look, even if I could be persuaded to 'find' your names, there's fire regulations to adhere to."
"Tinky Winky ba-a-ag?"
"Well..."
"Tubby toast!" said all the Teletubbies at once.
Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa Laa and Po had a top night at the 'Hot & Steamy' nightclub.
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