Mrs Muhulu and the Super Sunny Sleigh Ride of September

"Step right up!" said the sweaty man in the Santa costume. "Give your family a treat they won't forget!"

 

Mrs Muhulu looked up at the sky. "But it's sunny."

 

"Imagine its golden rays glinting off the snow..."

 

"There's no snow."

 

"But can't you feel its promise in the air?"

 

"Nope."

 

"Bugger this," said the sweaty man in the Santa costume, as he stuck out his thumb and caught the next bus to the North Pole.