Oscar the Obvious Octopus pts1-5

1.

One day Oscar the Obvious Octopus decided to go to the chip shop.

“What do you want?” said the chip shop lady.

“Some chips, please,” said Oscar.

“Obviously,” said the chip shop lady.

2.

One day Oscar the Obvious Octopus went to court after robbing a bank.

“Oh dear oh dear oh dear,” said the judge.

“Do I have to go to prison?” said Oscar.

“Obviously,” said the judge.

(Based on an original idea by my daughter, who on ABC Tales goes by the name of ‘PoP’)

3.

Oscar the Obvious Octopus went to the pub.

“I’ll have a pint of beer please,” said he.

“That’ll be £3.65,” said the barkeep.

“Do you want me to pay in money or beetles?” said Oscar.

“Money,” said the barkeep. “Obviously.”

4.

“I want to go to bed,” said Oscar the Obvious Octopus to his wife.

“I’m not surprised,” said his wife (who was called Felicity). “You’ve been up all night, darning socks.”

“Do you think that’s what’s made me tired?” said Oscar.

“Well obviously,” said Felicity.

5.

“What’s your favourite song?” said the DJ to Oscar the Obvious Octopus.

Oscar shrugged.

“Is it FRIENDS by Marshmello and Anne-Marie?” said the DJ.

“Didn’t I make it obvious?” said Oscar.

“No,” said the DJ.