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Pap Sap Rap

By pepsoid

Sat, 26 Oct 2013
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It flows from the tree
When you cut its bark,
But you can use it like a glue
To fix the Ark!
 
"That's pap," said DJ McFlurry.
 
"Shut the fuck up, bitch!" said MC Madhead.
 
"Don't be such a cliche."
 
"Okay."
 
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