"What's That You're Reading, Dear?"

If your spouse is reading a book with one of the following titles, it may indicate your marriage is in trouble...

How to Get Away With Murder
Patio Re-Paving for Beginners
The Monogamy Myth
The Joy of Being Single
Life in the Legion! (how to join the French Foreign Legion & what to expect when you get there)
Nigella Lawson's Cooking for One
Are You Sure You're Not Gay?
Chemical Warfare: a Practical Guide
The Home Euthanasia Kit
Concrete: the Perfect Mix
'Who Are We Having for Dinner?' - the cannibal's guide to cooking up a storm