Girl on the Bench

"I still can't belive you passed the assignment" said John.
"Hmph, it's seems you have doubted my skills and now you owe me an apology I knew scooby-Doo was a good choice." said Bill.
"But really though.....Abraham Lincoln.."
"Shut it" said BIll.
"Whatever i gues you're right and i'm sor..."John started.
"Sor.?"

Just when he was about to say sorry he saw a girl on a bench across the field reading a book, maybe about 100 feet or so. Upon closer inspection John realized that this girl is none other than his younger sister Christy, whom Bill doesnt know about and that she has a huge cruch on Bill. Recalling a few weeks back John remembers his sister asking him if he could get a date with Bill for her and he knew that was the perfect opportunity. What a coincidence right?.
"Dude.....that girl over there who is she?" said John trying not to point but instead using his eyes.
Looking over his shoulder slightly enough to see her " I don't know but she's gorgeous." he stated.
"Go talk to her.." John insisted as he slowly started pushing Bill towards her.
"What?!...No..no.noo..What...Nah son she's probably taken anyways and plus i have no game." said Bill.

Knowing his sister is more single than a dollar bill " Nah she looks single to me PLUS all you have to do is be yourself dude" as he continues to push him causing him to finally stand up.
"Myself....an otaku that obsessed with female figurine, manga and anime....and how the hell would you know if she is single?" Bill asked.
"Just a hunch" he said giving him one final push strong enough to make him start walking towards her.
"Sigh...i hate you so much " Bill said walking slowly.
"Love you too" John said with a smile.After about a 2 min walk Bill finally approached Christy. "Hey, you looked like you needed some company." he said nervously.

Due to the sun being behind him from his point of view Christy may look like a goddes sent down from the heavens, but from her piont of view all she can see is a dark silhouette when she looks up from her book.
"uhh..Sure" she says. (oh great another wierdo...Sigh.. whatever ill just try and get rid of him)

As he takes a sit to her left she slowly come to a realization of the person she was talking and immediately turned a bright pink and hid her face back into her book. (HOLY SUGAR HONEY ICE TEA i thought it was some random weirdo but no it just has to be the only person that i have a crush on OMG OMG OMG OMG Why is he here...of all places... Imma pass out).
"So what are you reading?" Bill asked nervously also bright red with his head facing another direction.

After about a 10 mins john returns from whatever the hell he was doing to see Bill and Christy chatting it up like a happy couple. "aren't they adorable?" he said to himself but then coming to a realization (....Damnit i did it again, i always somehow hooking up friends with Boys/Girl they like and here i am more single than a pizza slice....Dafaq).

[again my brain just loses like all motivation when to come to ending a story...IM SORRY AGAIN!! :((((  ]