Never Decaf Teabags again.

"Dam I shall be late again, cant afford too, so that means leaving without breakfast,"

"Morning Shirley, how was your weekend?" "fine thanks but not good at the moment though, another 9 hour shift and not a blinking break till 12.30, 5 hours without a cuppa, thats not good" " shall I worn the office, your a mad woman at loose" " theres only one mad woman here Jane and that's you" " ha ha, almost a joke Shirley, right better go I will see you at 12.30 in canteen,and try to be good Shirley, if thats possible, he he he"

"Still two hours to go,I can feel the lovely decaf cuppa gown down my dry thirsty throat, all these will think I've taken up smoking if I cough any more" "Shirley, you ok? only I could see from my office you were talking to your self and coughing a lot as if you were having a fit" " no Mr Fills, I'm fine thank you, I missed my breakfast earlier and just dry throat, waiting for lunch time thats all" " Well try and keep noise down, now carry on, thats all"

"How I cant wait till that miserable snob as retired, who does he think he is John, after all if it was not for my aunt Gilda, he would of lost his job 3 years ago when she brought the firm and her new managers wanted to clear out all the old staff and put their own Managers in charge" " Oh you were actually talking to be then Shirley, thats a new one, although you sit across from my desk, and we supposed to work together on cases, you actually don't" " ye ye John, stop winging you know how tough its been at home and then trying to prove myself to aunt Gilda, after she put me in charge of our cleaning staff 3 years ago instead of what I am good at, which is Hotel Managing." "Poor Shirley, I can tell you not had your oats, never mind cuppa ha haha" " thats not even funny John, why does every conversation with you ends in a sexual connotation with you,and put that tongue away John, I don't know what its licked he he" " well if I wasn't so gay, I would show you Shirley baby" " Yuk, even if you wasn't gay, that would not be a nice picture John".

"Great, Break time Jane do you want your usual hot chocolate or be daring and try a scrummy decaf" " Scrummy ha. is not how I would describe decaf Shirley" " shut up jealous girl, now here's your drink," " ha ha, thanks decaf bore" " hey oh no your joking, wheres my decaf teabags guys, Jane, its not funny and I really am in need of my fix" " Shirley calm down and you must be the one joking, stressing over decaf teabags, and not a high brand either, " Tim, thats not the point and I don't mind a joke, its a thief I object too" " Shirley you probably forgot to stock the tin up Friday, not to worry I will pop out and get you some" " Jane thanks but I topped up the tin, I remember getting back and missing half of Emmerdale which I usually make for the beginning, it being the only soap I love and watch".
"Look Shirley, I have a herbal teabag if that helps, as its only 15 minutes now until we go back to work," " I know John but if theres a thief at bay, and my blinking teabags of all things, then I won't be going back to work yet, and my over powering, hard working task master can swing from the chandlers with stocking on all I care". " erm Shirley" " what Tim, I'm busy plotting to catch a teabag thief" " But, but Shirley, it's it's" " Shirley, what young timothy cross is trying to tell you, is that your over baring, hard task master aunt is be hind you, who heard every word, and for your information young lady, I took your teabags because I wanted to put them in your new managers office, which I have been over seeing all morning because I had realized how hard working and loyal you had been, and that possibly I had made things very difficult for you here after your mother dying of last year and your company been lost to the recession".

"Oops Shirley, she walked off not happy and I think you and your teabags are in the bag house now ha ha ha" " its not funny Jane, the look on her face meant she was hurt, and I feel so bad now, thinking all this time she was not even noticing my how much hard work I put in to this company". " she'll get over it Shirley and look on the bright side, you have a office big enough to put a car full of teabags in".