From out the window, IP

'Madge where's me drink,
I said yes half an hour ago'.
I bet she's got her
Hearing aid down low.

'What was that Fred,
I've hit me head, on this
Blinking work surface again,
I thought you called Ken,
Ten months its been since he
Did the whole kitchen, you said
You'd get him back, after it fell
Down and hurt my leg'.
I know you put it back up
But obviously not that good.

'What, I said drink Madge,I'm
Parched woman, if you ask me if
I want a cup a tea at three, It would
Be nice to have it before I go to bed.
I bet she's been looking out the
kitchen window again, hoping to catch
Mrs Bain wondering off down the country
Lane.Why does she care if others have an affair,

'Fred, did you hear me I said I hit my head',
I'm sure he's looking from out the window,
Why should he care, if Lester over the road
As a giant toad instead of garden gnome.
Some times I wonder if I live with a six year old,
Instead of a grown man.

It's funny I suppose,but so annoying,
He never listens to me, but cares
What our neighbors do,
He even sits in his chair, near the
downstairs loo, not to miss a trick
Or two.