Rules for Email Etiquette

Don’t reply to an email when angry, as you may regret it later.
Don’t type in capitals as this is considered SHOUTING.
Don’t send large attachments without checking with the recipient first.
Don’t send chain letters or ‘make money fast’ messages.
Don’t criticize spelling (sic.). It is considered petty.
Don’t flame people.
Don’t make personal remarks.
Don’t send unsuitable email.
Don’t mention Lilly’s hieroglyph.
Don’t overuse the exclamation mark.
Be concise and to the point.
Don’t reply to spam.
Don’t gape at Puppet-shews.
Don’t talk about the Press.
Don’t excavate the ragstone.
Do not request delivery receipts.
Decode the spiel from 12 bit cant.
Do not make libellous, sexist or racially discriminating comments.
The Editors gave their reasons.

Sending email is like sending a postcard. Don’t send it.
Brand the convict on his thumb.

You are using valuable bandwidth.
Do not covet ANY THING.
Spend your bounty-money where you can.

Always read the disclaimer.