Advice For When You Go

'A trombone,
telephone,
bed springs,
and bread.

These are the only things
to take with you
when you leave this world
for dead.

The horn is for mercy,
that receiver's for the news.
A mattress for all your Rosie’s,
and the dough for those 'die for' shoes.

Yep kid. That should cover it.'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5G7fVuLJ6I