The Dead Hamster

My stepdaughter's hamster was killed by a mouse trap.
My wife was so angry at me that she gave me a slap.
My stepdaughter's hamster accidentally got out of his cage.
When he was accidentally killed, my wife became enraged.
My wife poured a gallon of boiling hot water over my head.
She made me pay because her daughter's hamster was dead.
I used mousetraps to get rid of the mice.
When that hamster died, I paid the price.
My stepdaughter was very upset and I hated to see her cry.
When my wife was through, I'm damn lucky that I didn't die.
If somebody tells you that they still love me, that person is a liar.
I was taking a bath and my wife tried to kill me with a hair dryer.
My wife and stepdaughter are still angry, they hate my guts.
My wife left me after my stepdaughter kicked me in the nuts.
When the hamster was killed, I offered to buy another one.
My wife put a hole in my ass with her sawed off shotgun.
I couldn't sit down for weeks and that incident is something I regret.
If you have a stepdaughter, you'd better not accidentally kill her pet.
Because if you do, you will be made to pay the price.
Before using mouse traps, you'd better think twice.