Female Bully

My neighbor is a bully and I tried to kick her butt.
I thought that I could win by kicking her in the nuts.
When I kicked her, I remembered that women don't have balls.
She grabbed me and I didn't lose just a few teeth, I lost them all.
Because of that damn bully, I no longer have balls or a dick.
She put two cherry bombs in my underwear and I became a eunuch.    
I called the stinking police but they didn't arrest her and I had to take their sass. 
They said that I deserved to lose my manhood because I let a woman kick my ass.