The Bridegroom's Mother

THE BRIDEGROOM'S MOTHER

I am the bride-groom's mother,
I'm feeling excessively grand,
the cut of my dress
cannot fail to impress
and I'm careful to pose when I stand.

I am the bride-groom's mother,
I am noticed and people agree,
dignified and demure,
not prudish but pure,
this elegant lady is me!

I am the bride-groom's mother,
curvaceous, distinguished and tall.
The bride is quite sweet,
her mother petite,
but I am the belle-of-the-ball!

I am the bride-groom's mother,
breasts thrusting and firm like a girl's,
my skin as you see
pretty well wrinkle free,
and my head is all covered in curls!

The bride-groom's mother is charming,
her figure is held in a vice,
and look at that smile,
fixed, but not without style,
who could say that she doesn't look nice?

The bride-groom's mother is gorgeous,
never pretentious or loud,
she's cultured and gracious,
not at all ostentatious,
and quite understandably... proud.