I'm just trouble..

I am a blob,

Such a slob.

Just a bubble,

Posing in the grubble.

Grim faced and troubled.

Playing with my knife,

Creating sickness and strife.

Having no Life,

No job, no kids no wife.

Crime is my joy,

Immature as a little boy,

Playing with his stolen toys.

I am a slob,

Just a blob.

Double trouble.