Incompatible. Comprende?

They're lovely. He's lovely.
She's lovely. I am lovely.
It's just that the roof
That is above me
Isn't big enough for the
Three of us.

I've tried, He's tried.
They're all very trying!
And now I'm dying
To spit out the dummy
It's not funny!

I've just realised
That our dynamics
Just aren't that dynamite
together
We can't dine together! No!

And don't spit at the
Table Johnathan
It's not 'de rigeur'
For anyone anymore
T.B. is on the upsurge y'know
It's been lovely getting to know - me!

I'm so sorry it had to
Be this way rather than
that.

Good luck with the next pad.
Please don't leave
The door on the latch

If you'll excuse me
I have to hoover
My head tonight
And my nose to pick
I shall take great delight in that!

And please. Don't feed the cat.
She died 2 weeks ago
I thought you should know.