a tourist visa for the "Real World"

In a flat world sailing across flat
seas where flat fish don't swim,
cultural chavinism rises in the West

and sets in the East. The omniscient
Western Eye marks the Real World and
sketches the Other World. Wanky, do-

goody Missionairies sell flat Jesii
and Mormonism to emancipate the Other
lost cultures of the World, like the

Akha, in Thailand. And on its travels,
Thailand always gets stopped by the
Imperial Captain, and is always left

at the border, because the Captain, after
checking his pockets, always declares,
"Tickets for the Real World, I'm afraid,

are sold out."